Welcome to Week 1, Round 1 here in The Glade of Prosperity. We're at the house of my simself and her soon to be hubby, Dustin. I have already spoken to Zelda, but she seems rather reluctant to take my advice. She's still a little hazy about why Dustin's living with her. Let's check in on them.
Dustin: So thanks for letting me move in with you for now. I totally appreciate it.Zelda:... oh yeah! No problem...
Me: Hey there.
Zelda: Wha..!?! You scared me!
Me: You'll get used to it. By the way, how's your relationship with your future husband coming along?
Zelda: I told you, I will marry whoever I want, not some guy you chose for me.
Me: The Welcome Wagon's here!!Zelda: Yeah, Dustin just shooed away some old Mindelan lady and a chick named "Placeholder". I kind of like this Arthur guy though. *looks at me innocently*
Zelda: Hey hot stuff! You look like you would be a good kisser.Arthur Rowling: Uh, yeah. I am. I think.
Me: Zelda! How dare you! You better watch it!
Zelda: You seem like the kind of guy who would want a lot of babies.Arthur: Yeah! I love baby making... I mean babies!
Me: That's it. Too much messing with fate for you Zelda. Time for an intervention.
Me: Oh, the police! Not exactly what I had in mind...Zelda: Hey officer.
Me: What did she want? Aw what a cute kitten.Zelda: Meet Todd. Apparently Dustin adopted him for me.
Me: You're a dog person though.
Zelda: I really wanted a cat. It was so sweet of him. *sigh*
Me: I see Arthur's gone. *grin*
Me: Hey Dustin.Dustin: What the--?? You scared me!
Me: Sorry. All your studying is kind of boring. Why don't you talk to Zelda?
Dustin: She's playing with her cat. Besides I need to get a start on maxing my skills.
Me: OK.. I'll just go... feed my llama...
A FEW HOURS LATER
Zelda: HEY!!!Me: Hi there. No need to shout.
Zelda: I've been calling you for hours!!
Me: Sorry, I got busy. What's wrong?
Zelda: There's only one bed!
Me: So? It's a double. You can share it.
Zelda: WHAT??
Me: You heard me. Go to sleep. It's past midnight.
Me: Hehe.
Me: Whoah what's up?Zelda: We're going on a date, will you excuse us?
Me: Sure... I'll just go stand.. outside..
Me: Oh, hey Yari!Yari Marione: Gee!! Don't sneak up on me like that!!
Me: Sorry. I love your raincoat (courtesy of Lianasims2).
Yari: Thanks.
Me: Hey, how was the...? Oh. Seems it went pretty well. *wink*
Me: I know being a playground monitor can't be much fun, but gee! Give the guy some air Zelda!
Zelda: I... I think.. I'm in love!Me: *cough* I told you so *cough, cough*
Zelda: We're engaged!!
Me: That's great. I think you should have the ceremony right now.
Zelda: Already??
Me: Yep.
Dustin: I, Dustin Evermere, promise to...Me: blah. Let's skip the vows and go straight to the...
Me: ...kiss.
Dustin: So... it's been a little cloudy lately, hey?Zelda: Yeah, it's been rather nippy out.
Me: What are you waiting for?? This weather talk is making me sick.
Zelda: We were waiting for you to leave.
Me: Oh. Well, I never really leave you know. I try to give you privacy bu---
Zelda: OUT!
Me: Fine.
Me: You seem to be in a better mood.Zelda: *grin*
Zelda: Ugh.Me: YES!!
Zelda: Why are you so happy? I've been sick all morning!
Me: No reason. Congrats on the promotion by the way. A Teacher's Aide already! Dustin still hasn't found a job?
Zelda: Nope he... *retch retch* ...ugh.
Me: I'll check back later.
Me: Wow! You're look ready to pop!Zelda: Yeah. Turns out that was morning sickness! The baby's due any day now.
Me: Great. Where's Dustin?
Zelda: Sleeping. He just got back from work. He's a Button Masher already. I'm off to bed.
Zelda: ARGH! %&$#Me: YES. Baby time!
Zelda: DUSTIN!! I NEED YOU!!Dustin: Ahh... Urgumflop?
Me: Aww. Welcome into the world little Landon!Zelda: Yeah. Isn't he adorable!
Me: Actually, he looks kind of weird... neither you or Dustin have blue eyes. And he doesn't have eyebrows!
Zelda: EXCUSE ME?!??
Me: Oh... I mean... he's an adorable baby!
Me: Yay! Another promotion. It does sadden me that you are a "Trash Talker" for your career, but whatever.Dustin: Thanks... I think.
Me: Hey! Isn't that your newborn son I hear??Dustin: *mumbles incoherently*
Me: What?
Dustin: I said, he cries all the time. We can't make him stop.
Me: Oh, Seasons glitch. I haven't downloaded the patch yet, I am too afraid it will be buggy.
Dustin: Wha--? Nevermind. I don't want to know.
Zelda: Hey.Me: Hey. Todd is all grown up!
Zelda: Yeah... sorry I really need to go eat.
Me: That's OK. The newborn taking a toll on you?
Zelda: That... and other things...
Me: You're pregnant again.Zelda: You don't sound surprised.
Me: Nah, you're a famiy sim. And I heard chimes.
Zelda: What?
Me: Nevermind.
Dustin: *&$%^% piece of crap!!Me: Good luck.
Dustin: I just finished. Good thing cuz I'm off to work.
Me: Congrats Mr. Gold Farmer.Dustin: Thanks. I think it's time for Landon's birthday, thank the lord!!
Me: Yeah, no more crying baby will be nice...
Me: Well, I would sing Happy Birthday, but I can't.Zelda: You can't sing?? How pathetic.
Me: I doubt you can either. You have 0 creativity points. At least I am an accomplished pianist and flautist.
Zelda: PIANIST! Hahaha...
Me: I will forgive you because you are currently a quivering mass of hormones...
Me: OMG! Landon is missing part of his head.
Dustin: At least his eyes and brows are normal.
Me: True that.
Me: Oh, sorry that had to happen.
Dustin: Ugh. And now it's time for potty training.
Me: Dustin is experiencing the joys of parenthood (aka: being stinky because you are covered in baby spit, having to change a diaper because your toddler wouldn't pee in the potty, and having a hormonally wrecked wife).
Dustin: That pretty much sums it up.
Me: Glad you're helping out (for once).
Zelda: Whatever. I fixed his head, you could show some gratitude.
Me: I would if you had actually done something other than holding him up to the mirror.
Me: What's floating your boat?
Dustin: He finally peed in the potty!!!
Me: That's great!!
Dustin: Whoops, got to run to work.
Me: Zelda! I am glad you're taking care of him, but bathing him outside in the winter doesn't seem like a brilliant idea!
Me: Yes, the sane one is back! With a promotion.
Me: OK. The week's over, so I got t... what are you doing Zelda? Leave poor Michael Proffit alone!!
Points: 1 for money (only 16k, but rounding up helps)
1 for Landon








Yep, already their marriage is crumbling! Should make things interesting later.
Background: There has always been a rift between Wizards and
Arthur Rowling: male, adult, popularity,
Ginny Rowling: female, teen, popularity,
Fleur Rowling: female, child,
Charlie Rowling: male, child, 


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