Holy crapoly! Welcome back faithful readers... *crickets chirping*. K sorry for the wait for this update. I really can't blame y'all for disappearing. Anyhoo, it's here now, and it's a long one! Some of the facts might be a little hazy due to the lack of Sim PE, but here goes...
Meet the Fairren's! Our Elvish royalty... we're late, still waiting for Zelda...Zelda: *huff* *puff* I'm here! It's hard running cross town when you're pregnant!
You live just down the road...
Zelda: *glares* I'm going home! I'll be back when you APPRECIATE ME!
Fine, we won't be seeing her for a while. Maybe she'll learn to control her hormones, ahh wishful thinking! Anyhoo...
Oh! Umm, hey!Imagine: Ah, it's that weird voice again. We were wondering when you were going to get here!
Well, I can see you kept busy anyways!
*awkward silence*
Maybe you should... oh! The welcome wagon's here.... you might want to put some clothes on!
Or not! Great first impressions. Notice Faleron trying to blend into the wall...
Perhaps he is a totally stupid romance sim, but I think that maybe Merriadoc isn't that bad. He seems to really love his wife (if only for her skanky underwear)
Hey! MERRY! Merry: I learned one trick with a lady in waiting. Not much to look at, but she was an amazing kisser....
MERRY!!!
Merry: Ah, one moment... *whispers* what?
Her husband is standing right behind you!
Merry: Oh that old bloke, point taken.
What the---?? Ugh. Good thing Nolen's old and oblivious (*note: Nolen or Nolan??? whatever*)
Where's everyone??Merry: Imagine's off to work, first day and all. Faleron's around somewhere.... I'm just.... ah.... thinking...
Good luck with that.
Wondering when you'd be back!Zelda: Yeah, well, babies crying... best to leave the house for a bit.
You're pretty skinny for someone so pregnant.... I guess it's the custom clothes... (note to self, remove pregnancy hack before loading Bon Voyage (next round)).
Merry: Whoa, gorgeous! Did she just say you're pregnant! You're liking damn fine.
Zelda: Really?!? It's the custom clothing and hair and make-up and skin tone I've got. Maybe, I'm also naturally a beauty, been winning pageants for years...No you have no---!
Merry: Pageants? Well, I can't deny you're gorgeous. I bet you're even more gorgeous under the custom clothes.
Zelda: *blushing* Well...
No freakin way! Well I see her hormones are still functioning (crap) Merry, go greet that girl over there! Now! *to Zelda* I'll deal with you later.
Merry: Hey Babe! With those pants you're theme song must be "It's Hot in Herre". Wanna hit the sheets?Smooth...
Zelda: Oh, hey Kel!Kel: Hi!
Zelda: Watcha up to?
Kel: Trying to get a peek at the new elf guy. He's supposedly a looker!
Urgh. Kel you should probably leave, or he'll give you more than a peek. *grabs Zelda* We need to talk...
HOURS LATER
Zelda: Sorry bout that... Oh, there y'all are! Imagine's sleeping, you guys are doing homework... how boring...Shhh! He's actually being a good dad. Don't discourage him.
Zelda: Let's add that to the list: No flirting.... no ruining families... no blabbing stuff that only I'm supposed to know... and no discouraging people from being boring.... great!
Zelda: Aw, you look so sad Faleron.Faleron: I'm fine.
Zelda: That dog seems to quite like you. Don't you want a puppy?
Like all the other youngsters around here....
Faleron: Nah.
Wow, she's really depressed!
*zoing*Imagine: My word! I can't be---
Zelda: PREGNANT!! Sweet....
You know she's preggers with Merry.
Zelda: How do you know? She could be having an affair!
Nope. I just know these things...
Zelda: Well, at least a sibling should make Faleron happy!
I doubt it will have that effect...
Well g'night Imagine. Don't look so sad.Imagine: Another baby... and no magic. Well, at least it doesn't hurt.
Zelda: That's gonna be a nasty surprise later.
Yep. See ya.
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Good morni---- what?!? Why do I always walk in at times like this??
Zelda: *whispers* That girls got some issues....
You have no idea.... poor thing!
MERRY! Your wife and daughter just left!!! That is sick!
Zelda: *gags*
Merry: *shrugs* He's experienced. Great at---
I don't want to know! Say good-bye to the senior NOW!!
Oh for the love of Pete! Get over it.
Merry: Wow! He is quite spry for someone his age! Wait! He's coming over to see me
This should be good...
Zelda: He doesn't look mad! Drat...
Zelda: Oh. Bad luck Merry.
Merry: *wails* I'm sorry! Come back Nolen!!
Hmmm, maybe meeting some neighbors will make you feel better. 
K, that's a bit creepy.
Whoah! That's unusual...
Zelda: What's unusual about a mom talking about her kids?
You obviously don't know Liza Dante... Let's just say, she won "Worst Mom of the Year" for 8 consecutive times. She's a shoo in this year too.
That's more like it!
Yep, everything back to normal... Oh, Imagine's home!
So typical...
Zelda: Wow the rains almost done. What a freak storm...
What? You already have an A+ (only 2 days of school)? Must be a freak glitch, perhaps brought about the storm).
Faleron: *sarcasm* thanks.
Zelda: She didn't mean it.... oh.... look! Randy's here! Why don't you go say hi?
Faleron: Um, hey.
Randy: Whoah, you're that elf girl right? I've heard the elves have special skills under the sheets, if you know what I mean *wiggles eyebrows*.
Zelda: Uh, maybe you should leave Randy.
What a priceless face!
Zelda: Poor Imagine, having to clean while she's pregnant! I know how that is. This pregnancy isn't going too well so far...
Nope. And it looks like it's gonna rain again.
Whoah! Run Imagine!
Zelda: The others' are at work! What are we going to do??
Me: It'll put itself out.... and the rains over again. Just as the others come back...
Subtlety is not your weapon of choice, eh Merry?
Zelda: Sick! His poor wife and child, right outside!
Need I remind you, about how you felt regarding him previously?
Zelda: No, this is just sick!
NOT IN PUBLIC YOU IDIOT. Thank God they're all asleep.
Zelda: Yeah, I'm off to (shifts over!!). Cheers.
Whoah! Are you going off to work Imagine?
Imagine: Yep. Pregnancy can't keep me from working hard.
Where's Zelda? She needs to hear this...
Merry: I'll see you later sweet stuff. Only you truly understand the difficulties of being an elf...
Ugh.
Merry: I'm expecting someone, so keep quiet.
Sure, I'll just go grab Zelda. She's late.
What the---?? I should have guessed. It would be a truly unusual day if we didn't enter at such an awkward time.... Zelda?
Zelda: I'm afraid that we're not the only ones scarred by this...
Oh, Faleron! Sweetie, um... why are you still here?
Faleron *sob* I missed the bus.
Here's a car! Quick, drive to school! Where' s Merry?? I'm gonna strangle him!!
Zelda: He just escaped to work! But it looks like Imagine's back. And straight off to bed... that's what she gets from going to work while preggers! By the way.... I'm craving some chinese food. I'll just go pick it up then.
K. Hurry though (I hate being bored).
Whoah! What are you doing on the floor! Heat stroke? Seems like it... And nobodys around to help you... drat.
Oh! Faleron's home. And she brought over my little shy sis, Shayna. Nice to see you.
Shayna: *runs away in terror*
Hey, where's Faleron?? Damn. Off to work. Didn't I tell her to wake Imagine up?? She's back in a couple of hours....
Where is everybody??? This is getting desperate (note: Faleron did not get off the school bus cuz stupid shayna stood there for one hour!!! Then she moved, but Faleron's carpool was there. I actually thought that Imagine would die!)
Thank goodness Faleron!
Faleron: Hee, hee. I've always wanted to do that to my mum.
Come to think of it... so have I (to my mummy-dearest)....
Imagine: What... where am I??? I'm hungry... *groan* and I think my bladder's gonna explode... and I stink! Why's it so Hot in Here???
Good question... let's go get you cleaned up.
Imagine: What----??? AHHHH!! This HURTS!!
Yeah, about that... where's Zelda, anyway??? She could probably help you. Merry's here somewhere....
Imagine: ARGH, HE BETTER GET HERE FAST!!!
*yawn* Welcome into the world Benerick. Congrats on your first son! Anyway, it's almost 5... i'm off for some well deserved rest.
Imagine: *sigh* Another kid...
Well Merry! You're looking rather... pink?
Merry: Yeah, well. We had to build a bed room for the baby cuz he kept overheating. Yet still no bedroom for us!!!
You can have a temporary one. You're tired.
Zelda: I see he's still a worthless father. Look at little Benerick, lying on the floor!!!
Whoah! You're back. I'd like to inform you that you can't keep disappearing... this is your JOB!
Zelda: yeah, yeah...
Zelda: OH. Um. I see you guys have gotten over your little arguement the other day!
I build him a room, and that's what he uses it for! Forget it, I'm demolishing it.
Zelda: Is that another elf? They sure are dreamy.... bad haircut on this one, but nevertheless, a looker.
Need I remind you that you are happily married with 2 children and another (hopefully only one) on the way!
Zelda: Maybe you should stop ranting and pay attention to lover-boy.
MERRY! STEP AWAY FROM THE YOUNG INNOCENT (Zelda snorts). OK, MAYBE NOT INNOCENT, BUT STILL ILLEGALLY YOUNG GIRL!!
Zelda: Oh no! *to me* You're really not on top of your game today!
Ugh.
Someone please revive the poor woman!
Zelda: She is a truly dedicated mother though. Even when she's close to dying she cares for the baby!
She wouldn't have had to if Merry hadn't left him on the floor!
Faleron: Dear Diary, My family is insane. All my mom cares about is money. I have a new freakish brother. There's this lady who keeps coming over (and flirting with my dad). Then there's this weird voice that bosses us around. Finally, my dad has been sleeping with elderly women AND men. Hey, maybe on second thought, I'm going insane!
Zelda: Poor kid.
Yeah right, she just called me weird and bossy!
Zelda: Well, she has a point...
Goodnight.
Zelda: Point taken.
Whoah, hey Heather!
Zelda: That girls become the start of a blog-hog!
Don't talk about my sister like that!
Zelda: Well... Faleron's got promoted.
Congrats. Ohhh! Ginny's here, go greet her.
Ginny: Hi! Is your dad around by chance!
Faleron: No. Neither of my parents are here. Maybe you should leave *under her breath* creep.
OH! Danton (I think that's his name) is here! Faleron, why don't you go----
Faleron: NO! I'm done with boys and neighbors!
FINE. Then you can go change your brother's diaper!
Faleron: Stupid stinker...
Zelda: I love birthdays!
Faleron: What's the chance I'm adopted....?
Zelda: What a cutie!
Faleron: Yeah whatever.
Faleron: Who's he??
I thought you were "done with boys".
Zelda: Hello Imagine!
Imagine: Hi! Oy! Is that my little Benerick, all grown up??
Zelda: Yeah, he's a big(ger) boy now! I wish mine would grow up...
They grow up faster than you know it!
Oh! Coqui's here!
Zelda: She looks nice! Why don't you go have a nice gossip with her Imagine?
Imagine: Sure, I guess.
Imagine: *pst* *whisper, whisper* Zelda *whisper*
Coqui: No!
Imagine: I'm afraid so, then *whisper*
Zelda: Wait... what?? Excuse me, I'm right here!
Um, let's go check on Faleron.
*grins*
Zelda: How did you do that??
I dunno... I have my ways.
Zelda: So, Faleron. Do you think Risto will come to college with you?
Faleron: I dunno.
Zelda: Come on dear, you can tell me.
Faleron: It's a little early to tell, don't you think? I just met him!
Zelda: *mutters* and you already had your tongue downs his throat.
Aww, poor Benny!
Zelda: What-? That's illegal that is! I should call social services...
Zelda: Nice uniform Merry!
Merry: Shut up. I'm exhausted.
Zelda: It must be exhausting working in Fast Food!
Shut up.
Zelda: What's eating you?
Let's just say I identify with people working in Fast Food...
Oh no Imagine!
Zelda: And Merry!
And Faleron! OK, desperate times call for desperate measures. I guess I could build them real rooms and...
Zelda: A POOL! Why don't I get a pool?
It's really small, only so they can cool down.
And it's straight back to work for Imagine.
For someone who doesn't like children she sure dotes on little Ben.
Zelda: *giggles*
What?
Zelda: Merry's having some issues with the neighborhood canines.
Erm. That is pretty hilarious!
Merry: Stupid mutt...
Zelda: Aw, that's pretty sweet! Maybe I won't have to call social services.
Erm, maybe you should close your eyes!
Zelda: THAT's HORRIBLE! The poor kid...
I think it's time for us to go...
Zelda: Well, we're off to the Rowling's, eh?
Yep, bye Elves. Enjoy the wolf!
3 comments:
Great update. The elves are very good looking, but they aren't very good parents.
I loved seeing so many townies I know! Faleron passed on a holiday!?!?! They have the best genes ever! Never seen an ugly Holiday. Oh, well Risto Cooprider, he's good too. Poor Imagine, over heating what like 50 times?!?! Glad everyone survived the week.
Glad to see you back! I missed your updates! I'm loving this neighborhood and all the different races. These crazy elves crack me up!
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